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Did you miss National Tell A Joke Day? . – ..Well I did!  Miss National Tell A Joke Day, that is; .Boo on me!  If there’s anything I appreciate its a good joke.; ..what else could have gotten me through 45 years in ‘The Biz’ (the Showbiz, that is) but a sense of humor????  So I am really, really sorry to have missed National Tell A Joke Day, which was last week. – .. : august 16th.  So here, a little belatedly, I salute National Tell A Joke Day with…what else?…a few more Groaners, i.e; .World’s Best Bad jokes:

1.What do clouds wear under their clothes?  Thunderwear.

2.What’s an archeologist?  Someone whose career is in ruins.

3.Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from her feet, I find her very annoying – .I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.

4.Our local Catholic church has plans to bring its parishioners to services by bus; .They plan to call it mass transit.

5 – .Did you hear the one about the man who dreamed he was a muffler on a car, and then that he was part of the wheel? He woke up exhausted and tired.

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6; .How do two snails settle their differences? They slug it out.

So have a good week, fellow jokesters….a laugh a day keeps the doctor away!

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“What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?  The Rottweiler eventually lets go.”

“I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years.- If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me!”

“What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she’s making love?  ‘Honey I’m home.’

I know, I know, lots of important things going on in the world…but no harm in stopping a second for a bit of nostalgia and a laugh or two.  A tip of my hat, should I ever wear one, to those wonderful comedians of yore who always brightened my day.

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Let’s give a cheer to TV Land!  Obviously one of the few television networks to realize the intelligence, not to mention the shear fun, of putting a group of fantastic actresses over 50 to work.  What do you get?  You get a great, extremely experienced, never-miss-a-laugh cast who loves performing and gives us, the audience, a delightful respite from our dreary day.

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