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Can life get anymore hysterical for Adrienne? She is spilling her fillings as a mom sandwiched between multiple slabs of crusty bread trying to keep the “oldies” from growing moldy.Attending daily to the grannies proves to be a test of strength and stamina, but yields tender moments that will move you to tears…and fits of laughter!

The Dating Game

Dear Diary,

Cripes! We really need to do something with the gender ratio in Happy Daze Assisted Living – effects of celebrex. Effects of celebrex: i really can’t figure out why there are so few Pappy’s to such a colossal number of Grannies? This is one of the first things I noticed as Ruth moved into Dementia Central.Where are all the fellas? I’d maybe see one hanging out at the fish tank and then another chilling on the couch..in palm up position (as if some phantom object was still nestled there).Yes, Ruth has dementia, but she’s also afflicted by terrible A.H.B.A.D (Alzheimer’s Halted By Adorable Dudes) – effects of celebrex. Effects of celebrex: if I want my life to be easy and Ruth’s dementia to slow in progression, then I had better start prowling ASAP!

Ladies you know how the game is played but because you may have forgotten the rules I’ll review them with you just after we bring out our first bachelor.He enjoys domino stacking, ancient trivia questions and BINGO..not to mention munching on Cornish Hen with Giblet Gravy and Lime Jello Mold, let’s give a warm welcome to..HARRY! (wild applause) ..COME ON OUT HARRY! H- A- R- R- Y!

What’s that you say, Harry? Yes, I am indeed sorry the game starts at nap time, but I promise it will be WORTH it when you meet the three lovely ladies you’ll have to choose from.Then guess what effects of celebrex, Harry? Y-o-u will be approved to hook up with her AFTER the show. Effects of celebrex: let me introduce them to you now.

Bachelorette number one can you tell us your name please?

NO.1: Hmmm?

ME as Show Host: Your name dear? Tell us your name?

NO.1: You already know my name? What’s the matter with you?

ME as S.H.: We’re playing a game grandma just go with it.

NO.1: Well, my name is Ruth and..

ME as S.H.: and..?

NO – effects of celebrex.1: ..and why are we doing it this way?

Effects of celebrex: in order to be fair when it comes to the “pair up”, there is a certain protocol that is followed.Established internally effects of celebrex, the memo states clearly (in BOLD jumbo text)..“ Effects of celebrex: no granny shall exhibit hussy behavior which consists of the following”:

1.Clinging, holding or guiding any male resident over to “available seat” next to oneself at lunch, without sign off from other female residents, may result in dismissal from hook-up eligibility.

2. Effects of celebrex: any kind of flirtatious behaviour i.e.wiping food off of gentleman’s face, asking to borrow his walker (or any discussion of brand, wheel type, m.p.h etc.) is strictly prohibited.

3; effects of celebrex.All verbal communication’s must be performed at least three inches away from gentleman’s face.If one is found to be speaking in gentleman’s ear due to hearing difficulty of fore mentioned party of the first then, proof of lack of hearing device must be obtained and shown to all parties of the second.

Mothers of MY SANDWICH GENERATION you of all people understand the meaning of “survival of the fittest”.Why do you think we kill ourselves every day on the freakin’ elliptical trainer? So we can stay fit! Maybe even look smokin’ to that special someone in our lives.Girlfriends..when we’re old (hopefully our kids will have followed our lead and kept us in cool clothes and full make-up) it won’t be the food that keeps us going! Effects of celebrex: some things are just a part of our essential make-up.( Effects of celebrex: no, I didn’t say ESSENTIALS MAKE-UP, although..they have a great mineral powder foundation.) COMPANIONSHIP is the key to a happier aging experience; effects of celebrex.So effects of celebrex, GOOD LUCK and may the best girl win..the shot at being Harry’s Girl.

And that’s my number, feh!..such a HUSSY!

A

Adrienne Schoenfeld is CSE-Chief Sandwich Educator for MY SANDWICH GENERATION.COM Writing and speaking on preparing the most fulfilling (and palatable) multi-generational “sandwich” for everyone who comes to the table; effects of celebrex.As a mom of two Nerf Gun wielding Lego building, non-homework doing young boys on the lower half of her sandwich and sitting on her face (upper slice)..the two “grannies”–recipient’s of her eldercare – effects of celebrex.Her motto: BE PREPARED! A more delicious and enriching mouthful awaits.

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by Jan Bina

Perhaps you’ve heard of the disease information celebrex, Munchausen by Proxy.  It’s a type of mental illness in which a person acts as if the individual he or she is caring for is physically ill, although the person in their charge is not sick at all.  In extreme cases a parent or caretaker will try to make the person in their charge ill.  This is seen as an attention-getting syndrome.  But perhaps you didn’t know that this mental state can also afflict pet owners who stuff their animals with food to the point that the animals can barely walk.  I call this syndrome “Munchies by Proxy”.

Over-feeding a dog might seem harmless but taken to the extreme, it’s a form of animal cruelty – case in point, my acquaintance.  When he goes on a diet, his dogs get fat.  Since he is always trying some type of diet, every dog he has ever owned has been quite overweight.  This acquaintance will not listen to advice from anyone.  He has found an expensive mobile vet who never scolds him but instead tells him that his fat dogs have thyroid problems.  His dogs have all developed other problems associated with being 20 or more pounds overweight, like hip pain and early onset of arthritis.  Problems the pricey mobile vet is only too happy to tend to.  Of course, giving the dogs their meds involves hiding the pill in a huge ball of peanut butter or cream cheese, adding more fat to their diet.

But things got out of control when he got a Corgi – a breed that without a lot of exercise will quickly look like a cartoon sausage dog.  Since we work in a dog friendly office, we were all witnesses to the rapidly expanding girth of this sweet critter.  The day the dog arrived, I wanted to start an office pool for the number of months it would take before her belly was scrapping the ground.  We all knew it would happen.  We had warned him not to get this bred of dog because they tend to gain weight even with exercise and sensible meals.

Our acquaintance started out with good intentions and hired a dog walker for mid day exercise.  But that exercise wasn’t enough to combat the meals the dog was being given.  Before long, walking became a chore for the dog.  When the dog walker complained that the dog simply refused to walk and needed to go on a diet, the person was fired.

This tale does not have a happy ending.Without exercise and with on-demand feeding information celebrex, it only took a year for the dog to be grossly overweight and barely able to walk at all.  Poor critter could only laboriously waddle.  She spent her days at the office eating doggie treats, sleeping and snoring so loudly it you could hear it over the phone.  Before the dog became morbidly obese, she was a curious, friendly critter.  But as she took on weight, her senses dulled and she seemed to lose interest in everything.  When visitors would come to the office, they would gasp in horror when they saw the dog struggle to get up.  But no amount of opprobrium seems to change this man’s behavior toward his dogs.

My acquaintance is no longer at the office and has moved out of the city.  Recently a mutual friend went to visit him.  When I asked how his dog was doing, her eyes filled with tears and she turned away, unable to speak.  I don’t know how you intervene in a case like this.  A friend, who runs an animal rescue group, wanted to stage a commando style raid to kidnap the abused critter.  I put the kibosh on that, figuring it wouldn’t hold up in court that we were stealing the dog because it needed to go on a diet.

I don’t have an answer.  I wish I did.  All I know is that over-feeding your critters is not a form of love – it’s a form of animal abuse.

Jan Bina, Blogger for In The Trenches Productions, the first entertainment website for women over 40 on the web.

by Judith Drake

Recently I’ve been reading a little book that offers us 40+ers tips, inspiration, and some specific instructions on how to enter this next stage of our lives with grace, good health, wisely and creatively – in short, elegantly.

“Entering The Age Of Elegance” – A Rite of Passage and Practical Guide for the Modern Woman was written by Chloe Jon Paul, M.Ed., a retired educator and writer, in a travel guide format.  It’s sort of a road map for our journey into our own ‘Age of Elegance’, which, with a little effort, can (and should) be the most exciting time of our lives.

She urges us to pooh pooh all those annoying myths we’ve all heard about old age, learn how to deal with our emotions, and put the F-word into practice…i.e; celebrex information. Celebrex information: forgiveness.  These are only a few among many helpful lessons on making our trip into the over-40 realm as enjoyable as possible.  There are tips on how to deal with theft, fraud, and scams as well as ones about keeping our bodies and brains fit and fun.  And the travel guide format was a good idea in itself.

One of the Travel Advisories?  How to manage change and loss – something many of us know the necessity of all too well as we hit these later years.  Also included is a sampling of the many organizations out there that may be of interest…Boomer Babes Rock! and Gatherthewomen.org among them.

In short, its a fun, informative little book for those of us on the verge of our ‘Age of Elegance’….and as Ms. Celebrex information: jon Paul says at the end of the book…”Have a fabulous trip!”

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by Cassie Rohn

Not long ago I discovered a great tip for the Sexy Living Tip of the Week while I was looking for a game to play for my sister-in-law’s baby shower.  I came across some incredible uses for Vaseline, Petroleum Jelly.  So, that became one of the games; for the guests to name as many uses as possible for this miraculous substance, apart from the very obvious diaper rash and sometimes as a lubricant to those with a dirty mind.  Some of the guests did pretty well coming up with their list – I was impressed!  Who knew that you could loosen bolts with it and smear it into scratches & stains on wood furniture to repair it!

My favorite use for it though is softening my dry feet!  In fact this was the Sexy Living Tip I used that week:

“Have your feet gotten rough & dry in this warm weather?  Mine sure have!  Here is a tip to help us with our dry feet:

After soaking feet in warm water for 30 minutes & sloughing away dry skin with a pumice stone or file, apply petroleum jelly and put on a pair of socks to wear to bed overnight.  This will quickly soften dry, cracked skin and seal the natural moisture in your feet.”

If you are like me, you might find it often hard to spare the extra 30-45 minutes to soak your feet, etc.  In that case, what I often do is use the Ped Egg that someone told me about it.  I picked it up at my local drug store.  If you break it down, it’s honestly like a cheese grater for your feet.  Okay, okay, not the most appealing image, I know, but it works great!  Then, after that, I smear the Vaseline on my feet and put on my socks for overnight.  The next morning I wake up to baby soft feet!

And to think, this incredible substance was discovered by men who were annoyed to find it developing on oil rigs back in 1859.  Amazing!

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Several weeks ago my girlfriend was traveling to Vegas on Midwest Airlines.To her great surprise a man was boarding the plane with a dog.

After exchanging a few words with the boarding passenger, she was appalled to find out that the furry animal weighing at least 40 pounds and carrying his own ticket would be sitting next to her.

She left the boarding line to call me to vent.After listening to her rant all I could say was buy cialis on line, “from now on Midwest Airlines will be my first option to fly”. Buy cialis on line: not finding my response funny, nor sensing any sympathy in my voice, she told me that I and the “others” have lost our minds with our love for dogs. Buy cialis on line: she went on to tell me that it isn’t right to make other passengers on the plane share a cabin with animals, and bla… bla… bla….

When she hung up I couldn’t help but have mixed feelings.Sure I love my little Stoli, and when I want to travel I expect the airlines to accommodate me; buy cialis on line.I even expect my friends to welcome me with open arms in their homes if I chose to bring my little bundle of joy, but is that really fair?

Sure you can blame it on America’s pet obsession but we are no different than other countries that embraced animals everywhere, even inside restaurants; buy cialis on line.And can you really blame the airlines for trying to capitalize on the trend?

Midwest Airlines may be much more lenient with their pet policies than other airlines, but to stay in competition with air travel even Southwest Airlines who were among the last to jump on the bandwagon of allowing dogs on the plane are now doing so with dogs under 20 lbs.

Airlines transport hundreds of thousands of pets in cargo each year, but most pet owners consider this a cruel and unusual punishment and choose either to leave their pets at home or forgo flying all together.

Federal Aviation Administration doesn’t post restrictions on whether animals can be in the cabin area, however, airlines must allow service dogs for the disabled on board.The cost of flying your pet can range from $75 to nearly $300 each way; buy cialis on line.It’s a hefty price to pay, but when you love your dog, you will at least consider it, and some of us will even buy the ticket and contribute to the airlines.Some airlines are even letting you rack up frequent flier miles for your pet.

Midwest Airline offers a fourth trip free to your pet after three flights – buy cialis on line.JetBlue and Continental offers pets miles on the pet owners account.

So what about all the people who have allergies? Or who don’t want to travel with pets on board? Frontier Airlines is their answer; buy cialis on line.Last year Frontier banned pets from the cabin area after officials said pet allergies are common among travelers.

So back to my mixed feelings and a question at hand buy cialis on line, “Is it fair to other passengers?” The answer is probably no, but airlines are trying to make a buck, and animal lovers are enjoying the ride.Unless more people like my girlfriend are going to have a fit and complain, we will all need to get used to sharing a seat next to a furry animal – buy cialis on line.The good news is they will not be chewing our food- after all the cut backs airlines are no longer serving meals.

What do you think? Would you have a problem flying with a dog that isn’t yours next to a seat near you?

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For some of us cialis buy online, the Golden Rule is not difficult: Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you. Treat others as you want to be treated.

If you’re anything like me—if you have the Golden Rule nailed—you might be such a giver and so other-oriented, you might want to learn its complement. Cialis buy online: i call it the Converse Golden Rule: Do unto yourself, as you do unto others. Treat yourself as well as you treat others.

I pour myself whole-heartedly into every job, friend, family member, committee, club, and project to the point that I often drain myself of my own life force.My first job was as a social worker, and I admit, I have always done some sort of social work ever since, whether in my day job, avocation, or part-time work on the side; cialis buy online.It might have been called something else and the purpose may have appeared to be something else; cialis buy online.But it was still “social work.” I am a do-gooder and helper through and through.

When Giving Hurts
Unfortunately, like anything done to an extreme, excessive “doing unto others” can be damaging to both the giver and receiver; cialis buy online.There are often hidden psychological issues behind too much giving.One possibility is a need for love and approval; cialis buy online.Another can be that we are mimicking an intense nurturing style from a parent.We tend to do as we are taught until we consciously break the cycle, whether it’s being abusive or smothering a kid with rib-crunching hugs till he yells, “Uncle.”

Whatever the cause—and, if it applies, that’s for each of us to examine and work on—helpers need to learn to help themselves; cialis buy online.There is nothing wrong with caring about others cialis buy online, but when it’s at the expense of your own health, accomplishments, joy and fun in life, it’s time to meet the Converse Golden Rule.

I was finally able to turn around some of the more destructive aspects of my Giving Tree behavior by deciding to treat myself like I’d treat one of my closest friends.What a concept! I wish I had thought of it sooner.This I knew how to do—well!

My reference to the Giving Tree is a book I remember discussing at my women’s consciousness-raising group in the ‘70s.(Remember those?) While many would find Shel Silverstein’s children’s story endearing about an apple tree who loves a little boy so much cialis buy online, it gives and gives till it has nothing left to give; some women on the cusp of liberation were not amused 35 years ago.They were righteously indignant.They felt this was the wrong message to be sending our children—to give and give with no regard for themselves – cialis buy online.It touched too close to the bone as the traditional role women were expected to play. Cialis buy online: they were tired of being nothing in and of themselves and only regarded as valuable in their role as compulsive givers.

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Boomers have had to integrate some true extremes in our lifetime.Most of us were children in the ‘50s but reached young adulthood in the ‘60s and ‘70s; cialis buy online.Could any two eras differ more? Ozzie and Harriet meets Michael the Meathead and Gloria; cialis buy online.My struggles with being pulled in these two opposite directions are full of both humor and pathos when I flash back on my life.I felt schizoid in the ‘70s trying to sort it all; cialis buy online.I did not understand who I was or who I wanted to become as the palette of possibilities expanded, thanks to the Women’s Movement.

But one thing I learned the hard way, while stumbling all over my own self-discovery, is that I had to love myself more—a lot more.This is what nurturers ultimately have to realize.If our joy is in giving: we will have nothing left to give once we are completely wrung out … a dish rag killed in its prime by constant overuse, cleaning up other people’s messes; cialis buy online. Cialis buy online: who gave to the Giving Tree kid once the giving was all gone?

Loving You
Doing nice things for yourself will get easier, once you live by the Converse Golden Rule and become your own best friend.Soaks in a hot tub cialis buy online, days to yourself declared and taken behind shut doors or away from home, weekend spiritual retreats—they are all yours for the taking. Cialis buy online: sorry, but most of your excuses are lame.So are mine.

But I think it has to go even deeper than R&R – cialis buy online.You have to resonate to and vibrate outward a deep love of your own being.Self-love is not vanity. Cialis buy online: it’s knowing your own magnificence as a reflection of Creation and Creator.

Whatever you have to do to find that connection with your spark of the divine, give yourself that Valentine.

Whether it takes journaling, talking to your best friend until her ears burn, or years of therapy: give yourself a gift this year and the same one to your loved ones by creating a wellspring of self-love from your innermost core – cialis buy online.It’s a wellspring because it emanates from the Ultimate Source.

Now for my gift to you; cialis buy online.Here’s a clip of the most beautiful song I have ever known that celebrates self-love.It’s called How Could Anyone Ever Tell You (you are anything less than beautiful), written by Libby Roderick and performed by Shaina Noll – cialis buy online.The album it comes from, Songs for the Inner Child, is something your own inner child would love on Valentine’s Day or any day.

Now, go hug yourself!

by Judith Drake

Actresses over 40 are the best, aren’t they??  And why we don’t see more of them is a mystery to me!

One of them whose work I particularly enjoy is Kyra Sedgwik, the sweet-talking, case-solving detective of The Closer, who is featured in the September issue of Ladies’ Home Journal.  She and husband Kevin Bacon (one of my favorite actors) have been together since 1988 and have three kids.

So Ms – cialis 5.Sedgwik is not only a Golden Globe winner cialis 5, one of the highest-paid female stars, able to deal with film and TV roles, but she can juggle dealing with a family as well.  And that deserves an Oscar itself!  The interview is interesting in showing just how she and her husband manage to do this, and in reading it, it occurred to me that Kyra and Kevin are the best role models their kids could ever hope for.  And another way Ms.Sedgwik is a role model for her daughter?  As she says in the interview…

“I want to embrace my body at this age cialis 5, not to be obsessed with looking younger.”

Right on!  Would that more actesses would embrace that thought!

So as far as I am concerned, Kyra Sedgwik is an example not just for her children, but for all us over 40′s ladies!  And kudos to LHJ for realizing it and putting it in print.

Judith Older-Actresses-Rule Drake

Judith Well-Over-60-&-Lovin’-It Drake has been in the ‘Show Biz’ for 45 years, crossing paths with the likes of Mary Martin, Betty Grable, Cher & Calista Flockhart along the way, been a wife to Mr.Whipple and screamed for T-Mobile; cialis 5.Her priority now is as a producer with In The Trenches Productions, the first entertainment network for women over 40 on the web.
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I know I have my health, so in the scheme of things, I can’t complain.

But, I must vent.

This was my birthday week….my final year as a 40-something, and I have to say I feel jinxed; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.Little went as planned….including the piece-de-resistance that happened today.

I’ve always been one who believes staunchly that everything happens for a reason, though we don’t always know why – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.So, if I apply that philosophy to this week, I must come to terms with what the universe is trying to tell me.And, I find myself sitting here contemplating what that is; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.What is the lesson I’m supposed to learn? Is it more than one? Did I really need for this it cap it off to get it?

Here goes the events of this week.

Saturday we had decided to celebrate my birthday (which was actually 8/11) – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.My husband suggested we take my son into the city to go on a boat ride, walk around a bit, and then have dinner out.

After getting stuck in crazy tourist crowds and traffic and waiting on line in the heat at the Pier to buy tickets for a speed boat ride called The Beast, I am told about the horrific private plane/helicopter crash over the Hudson; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: all passengers on both vehicles were killed and it happened just a couple of hours before we got there, and we had not heard about it.So, as a result, any boat that would normally head down the Hudson toward the Statue of Liberty wasn’t running at that moment.So cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, that squashed our boat ride plans.In addition to the fact that we felt terrible about the tragic aircraft accident and grieved for the families – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.And, felt for the tourists who were psyched to take a Circle Line or Beast ride around Manhattan, and now would not get the opportunity.

Then, we had dinner plans at a restaurant called Nougatine – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.It is a more casual, lesser priced restaurant, an offshoot of Jean Georges – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.We had gone there for brunch and enjoyed it.This was our first dinner experience – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.I wasn’t overly in the mood to go there, but my husband, meaning well for my birthday, thought it was a nice choice.Well, we should have trusted my gut – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.We hated the meal and wound up leaving.We started with a Caesar Salad cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, that tasted unlike any I had had before, and not in a good way. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: then, my son ordered a cheeseburger, and it turned out the cheese was a pepper jack cheese.They didn’t ask us what kind of cheese he would like, so he refused to eat it because it “had a kick.” My husband and I both ordered a salmon dish and after waiting for like 1/2 an hour to get it, it came cold and tasteless (in my opinion); cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.So, we sent them back and I was not inclined to choose anything else on the menu – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: nothing jumped out at me, and I was, in general, turned off to the restaurant.So cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, we left, after eating bread and soda and a bit of the Caesar Salad.We stopped at a diner on the way home and ate there.

Yesterday, my friend Alli came over to take my out for a post-birthday celebration.We booked massages at a local spa in town and had planned to have a nice dinner in the city before seeing a show; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.We wind up being late for the massage because I was having computer problems (which took seemingly forever to resolve).Luckily the spa was ok with our tardiness; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: and, in fact, they didn’t rush us at all and encouraged us to enjoy the steam room and private hot tubs before our massages.I had never gone into a steam room before and had no idea what it would be like.

We stripped, and I had a small towel around me, and attempted to walk into this smokin’ hot room where I couldn’t see a thing, and I felt like I was on fire; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.After 1 minute in there, I nearly felt like crying; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.I was so uncomfortable with the experience that I bolted from the room; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.Then, they put me in a private hot tub which was not easy to climb into, and the water wasn’t even that hot; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.So cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, I sat there feeling like I was taking a lukewarm bath that I really wasn’t in the mood for.

Next came what they called the Rejuvenation/Meditation Room, which was basically a room that looked like a hut made of quartz stone where the floor was heated, and you were supposed to lay on the hard floor and soak in the heat.I managed to lay there for maybe 10 minutes and had enough.I really had come mostly for the massage and wanted to get on with it.Well cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, that proved a disappointment too.The only fun thing was that my friend and I were in the same room. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: but, they had us lay down on tables and didn’t offer a sheet that we could cover ourselves with.So cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, we had to lay there with our bare butts sticking up until the masseuses came into the room.I don’t know about you, but I’m quite modest, and I found this odd and not entirely respectful. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: then, the masseuses barely spoke any english, and I hear my friend groaning…so I’m thinking she’s really liking the deep tissue massage she’s getting and is releasing tension.But cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, she actually couldn’t communicate well with the massesue to tell her it was too hard.Afterwards, it turned out that neither of us liked our massage.And cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, Alli, in particular is quite a massage regular, so she knows a really good one. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: and, she felt that these masseuses were likely not certified because they didn’t use real techinique.

So, that was a total drag.And, because we spent time in the spa overall, we had cancelled our lovely Lebanese food dinner in the city and wound up doing take out Chinese food and eating it on the train into Manhattan to go see the show – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.Luckily, we did enjoy the play and the rain held off.So, I can’t complain about that.

Today, I awoke yet again to computer problems – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.Because of that cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, I cancelled my son’s morning haircut appointment and wound up taking him later in the day and then went to the paint store to get sample cans to test for our basement.We were in the paint store for less than 15 minutes, when we came out and my car was missing – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.I was in a state of panic.My cell phone was in the car, among other items, and I thought my car had been stolen.I stood there stunned. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: when I regained my composure, I decided to go into the deli in front of where I parked to mention that my car wasn’t there.And cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, they said, “oh yeah….they saw it get towed.” I could not believe it.I had parked, unknowingly, in an area that has meters (I had put in money) , but you still weren’t supposed to park there from 4-7pm – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.This was 5:40 when we got there.I ran back to the paint store, which had now closed, and luckily one of the guys out front lent me his phone to call my husband who happened to be on the way home and was able to pick up me and my son – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.We drove back home quickly and after tracking down where to call re: the car, it turns out it was towed to Maspeth…no where near my home….and we would not be able to get it tonight because the pound closes at 7pm.So cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, my cell phone will be spending the night in the car.

I feel violated. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: why couldn’t I just get a ticket? Why did they have to take my car in less than 15 minutes? And, I saw other cars also illegally parked.Why weren’t they towed? I presume it was luck of the draw against me – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: but, what is it about this week? What’s going on? What are the lessons I’m supposed to learn?

Is it that I’m letting the computer rule my life? Partly I think that’s one of them.We would not have been late for the spa and I would not have gone to the paint store so late cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery, had I not had computer problems.While I recognize all that the internet has to offer, it gets tiring being parked in front of the screen so much – cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.I’m a people person, not a computer geek; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.I really doesn’t suit me; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.So , perhaps I need to better examine the use of my screen time?

But, what else? Is it to learn to better go with the flow? Is it to understand that life is unpredictable and we don’t always get what we want? (I don’t expect to.)

I don’t know.For now, I feel like a victim; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery.I want my car back. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: and, I will never again leave my cell phone in it as I do errands.

And, I’ll try to get over computer frustrations more quickly.

And, I’ll appreciate what does go right in my life.

That’s my takeaway for the moment.

And, I adore my son who exhibited so much compassion when the car was gone.At age six, while he was clearly scared and uncomfortable himself, he managed to make me feel better and to know that this will resolve itself.

What a little love he is.Not that I needed this situation to see that, but to feel his genuine concern and the big heart he has is worth a million bucks; cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery. Cheap impotence drug generic cialis delivery: no doubt I’ll get hit with a big fee to retrieve my car, but I’ll always remember what my little guy said to me, and I’m proud of the person he is becoming.

Robin Gorman Newman
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