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by Adrienne Schoenfeld

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You know darn well that if YOUR MIL had dementia and she had this craggy rotten half a tooth waiting to get extracted— you would SO tell her she was going in to have some work on her lip lines with some dramatic plumping of the Nasolabial fold area, followed by a fair amount of swell..ummmm enhancement to the right side of her mouth region.Sorry – buy pills without a prescription..there has to be some big pouty lips associated with the procedure or No – buy pills without a prescription.Can – buy pills without a prescription.Do.

In order to pull this off I’m obligated by chapter three, section five of the full disclosure to “old persons with cognitive impairment who will be pissed if they find out the truth” act, to reveal that the “procedure” might have some slight discomfort and residual numbness and drooling associated with it – buy pills without a prescription.But who cares right? Bah.

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“But why are you telling me they’re only doing the RIGHT side of my lips?”Ah yes Ru – buy pills without a prescription..that is the million dollar question isn’t it. Buy pills without a prescription: why?

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My MIL has a habit of becoming observant (for lack of a better word) at all the wrong times.Like when she senses I’m messing with her mind more then I usually would; buy pills without a prescription.Could it be possible that because all the OTHER pathways in her brain have “road closed” signs on them that suddenly the part responsible for smelling.. Buy pills without a prescription: deceit— ramps up a notch? Or perhaps it’s the antiseptic saturated sponge being swabbed around her gum area while her calm and rock like DIL shrieks, “If it looks like she’s in any kind of pain in the slightest..you have my permission to knock her senseless. Buy pills without a prescription: got that.” Yup.That could’ve tipped her off.

“Do you have something to give her?” asks my dear Ru as she gazed compassionately upon her OUTSTANDING shiny example of advocacy buy pills without a prescription, hiding her face in her sweaty hands and rocking back and forth mumbling..urrrrr; buy pills without a prescription.Let’s see if I can even remember what I was blubbering about; buy pills without a prescription.Oh yeah.

1.Did you stab her with the thing yet?

2 – buy pills without a prescription. Buy pills without a prescription: is she gushing blood?

3. Buy pills without a prescription: oh GAWD THE PAIN.THE PAIN.

Apparently I wasn’t NEEDED in the room for comfort measures and shortly after my outburst was hastily dismissed.WHATEVAH.I’m just going to sit in the fancy shmancy living room (that I paid for) and eat tons of candy— while tweeting all kinds of updates to my dear followers who will totally lend waves of support and prayers for my; buy pills without a prescription.. Buy pills without a prescription: self.

Not five minutes had passed..when the dental hygienist comes marching in to inform me of my patients stats.

“So – buy pills without a prescription.Is she..alivvvvvve? Buy pills without a prescription: because she would so kill me if she had to go through all of this for NOTHING.”
Don’t you hate when people in the KNOW, just figure you have some sort of..intellect? Buy pills without a prescription: it’s not my fault Ru has all her teeth and we’ve never had to do this before.The girl ushers me back to the exam room and I swear to you— all I could see were two stabby furious eyes and these mega HUMONGO lips (on the right side) protruding out of my MILS face.

“Angelina? Is that youuuu? Oh my heavens (slaps self’s cheek).I forgot – buy pills without a prescription.You were gonna have your tooth pulled today.”

Then for effect I add..

“remember?”

It was amazingly insightful thinking on my part to clean out the entire stash of Earl Grey and Chai tea bags from the “free cookies and tea” room at Happy Daze Assisted Living; buy pills without a prescription.Because according to an authority named Selma..who also happens to live on the ROAM (Random Occasional Accidental Memory) floor with Ru and is adamant that she was THE dental hygienist behind George Washington’s wooden bridge work. Buy pills without a prescription: i know..right. Buy pills without a prescription: she says— what you want to do is shove one of these puppies into Ru’s rather large gaping head gaping HOLE to help ease the pain and swelling. Buy pills without a prescription: naturally..if one is to suck on a tea bag you want to choose your flavor.So..I begin to get my bags ready by wetting them both and presenting Ru with the option.

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“Now Ru; buy pills without a prescription..Selma says this will help you.” (Prying miffed Ru’s lips apart)

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“Shhhhh; buy pills without a prescription.Don’t talk.Here; buy pills without a prescription..let’s give you CHAI (shoves wadded up tea bag in). Buy pills without a prescription: no? You don’t like Chai?

Here’s the Earl Grey option.”

Yeah.Ru had quite the look going on as we returned to the halls of ROAM trying our best not to careen into Beth the Bawler who was dragging an eighty pound mahogany dining room chair behind her into oncoming hallway traffic. Buy pills without a prescription: um.Beth.Entertaining? Just be careful when you move the table sweetie; buy pills without a prescription..wouldn’t want anyone to trip over it – buy pills without a prescription. Buy pills without a prescription: beth looks up at me..then shifts her attention to Ru and snidely remarks buy pills without a prescription, “Maybe she’d like a cup of WATER to go with her Earl grey? Ever think of that? Excuse me ma’am..She’s gagging.”

What’s the matter with Earl Grey Ru? I thought you liked it?

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So I did what any compassionate member of My Sandwich Generation WOULD do – buy pills without a prescription.I shoved the Chai one in instead and took my drooling MIL to show off her pouty lip look at lunch.

Another HOT look – buy pills without a prescription..off the runways of ROAM

-A

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Adrienne Schoenfeld is CSE-Chief Sandwich Educator for MY SANDWICH GENERATION.COM Writing and speaking on preparing the most fulfilling (and palatable) multi-generational “sandwich” for everyone who comes to the table.As a mom of two Nerf Gun wielding Lego building, non-homework doing young boys on the lower half of her sandwich and sitting on her face (upper slice)..the two “grannies”–recipient’s of her eldercare – buy pills without a prescription.Her motto: BE PREPARED! A more delicious and enriching mouthful awaits.

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